Seven o’clock Blowjobs

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Wanted. Spare bedroom in your house in Central London. Quiet needed during day. Payment in kind.

Hi. My name’s Marsha. You’ll see from my photos that I’m in very good shape and have a pretty face. I’m also skilled at sex. These are the reasons why I’m so much in demand.

I’ve decided to work outcalls to classy hotels, which usually involves working at night. What I need is somewhere I can go home to, and mostly sleep through the day, so I’m fresh for my night’s work. At the moment I stay with other sexworkers, but the house is too busy as men are coming and going all the time. I need somewhere quieter.

If I’m your lodger then instead of money, you can have sex with me once a day. You’ll see from my list of likes that I do most things, in fact everything except pain. The things that I normally charge extra for, like anal sex, you can have for free once a week.

I had an arrangement like this before, but the man had to leave to work in China. It worked very well, and we became good friends. He called me his alarm clock, because I woke him up with seven o’clock blowjobs. My trick was to see if I could get him hard in my mouth while he was still asleep, then nudge him awake so that when he came he knew it had happened instead of just being a dream. He said that it made him go to work every day with a smile on his face. He wanted me to move to China with him, but I like it here in London.

If you want you can ring him, to check that I can be trusted. Also, you can have a copy of my passport and driving licence. I’m happy to do this because I know that if you’ve got a nice place you’ll want to know that I won’t make off with your things.

If you want, I’ll service your friends, and charge only half my normal rates.

Other than the sex, we need to lead separate lives. I have my working career to attend to, just like you.

This will only work out if you have a nice house in Central London, and if we get on well. We can give it a try for two weeks, then decide.

Call me on my cellphone, and we can arrange to meet up.