Clear Where We Stand

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a regular loving girlfriend but without complications?

You won’t see my profile here for long, it’s only here because my boyfriend has moved to Brazil and I need a replacement. So if you’re interested, you’d better take action now.

I have a regular job and my own apartment in the Barbican. I love men, but it has to be the right man, and, here’s the important thing, I can’t just have one. So I have four or five regular boyfriends. Now one’s gone, a vacancy has arisen.

So think about this. You reserve me for Friday night. We meet up, I can cook dinner. We can play sex games, I have a lot of uniforms and toys. Or we can watch some porn, maybe orgies on the screen that you watch while I suck you off. Or we can go to a swingers party together. Anything you like. Then you stay the night, with more sex if we feel like it.

On Saturday, a good-morning blowjob, some breakfast, then you go on your way, back to your wife or girlfriend or country house, anywhere, it’s not my business.

The cost is two hundred pounds. Less than a hotel room in London, less than an escort’s overnight fee, less than setting up an apartment for a mistress. I don’t need the money, but I get a kick out of charging it., and it means we’re all clear where we stand.

You’ll see from my photos that my body is fit and toned – yes it’s me there, no editing. You can’t see my face in the photos because of my regular job, but I can tell you that men find me pretty.

Just a few rules. Condoms for penetrative sex, pussy or anal, not oral, I like feeling the sperm spurt in my mouth. No drugs. You can smoke but not in my apartment. Most importantly, you aren’t allowed anywhere near me or my apartment except by appointment, I don’t want to risk seeing you while I’m with another boyfriend (just like I don’t want another boyfriend to interrupt the two of us).

In return, I guarantee some things. I won’t ever ring you or try to contact you at home or work or anywhere else. I guarantee that I’ll keep problems out of our time together, so you won’t be hassled by broken heating or headaches or money worries. And I guarantee as much sex as you can handle.

If that sounds good, let’s meet up, and we can try our first night. Hopefully it’ll be the start of something big, something regular. Email me with some details about yourself. Do it now and you could be having your cock sucked tonight.

This profile on the escort website, another cracker. Not quite right for me just now. Still, add to hot list, click, though I don’t imagine the vacancy will stay open for long.