Today's plan, try the internet, one of the websites for married people who want an affair. Sounds like a good idea.
Quickly finding one. Free. First, quick details about me. Okay fill them in, any old rubbish, can fix that later if the site's good.
Oh look, two hundred suitable lovers found. Well, only looking for one. Okay let's look at some.
The photos for each profile invariably impersonal, sunrises, flowers, smileys suchlike. Access to the photo library requiring a password.
Okay, find one to message. Here's one. With gsoh, what's that, oh, good sense of humour, well, baby, that's not for you to say, move on.
Oh look, all have gsoh's. Let's just message this one, see how it goes. Click the button "Send message to this future lover".
Oh, for this I need premium membership. How much is that? Wow, a hundred pounds a month. Mmmm, might have to think about that.
